Contador Abyss of Time

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff)

iwantsjollibee:

skllcndydj:

queenkayy:

Couple tshirt

Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000…). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey… you’re depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you’re fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you’ll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?

THIS EXISTS?

OMG

(Source: lustamoureux)

inspectorjanis:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

Here’s their Kickstarter

(Source: Engadget)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

Song: Mun's bad jokes
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letsuseallthecolors:

disgusting-weeaboo:

and people say anime is shit.

(Source: piyox22)

Song: 18. Favorite noises
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letsuseallthecolors:

Second sound from this

spaceballs-the-official-url:

iamparadroid:

imgoverdose:

Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate.

HYPERBOLEANDAHALF

“I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”

(Source: asenshi)

(Source: gurrenlagging)

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand